snorlaxatives:

the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”

(via warismy-love)

hotwhiteguy:

*cha cha’s real smooth right past my responsibilities*

(via amerykah)

"You can miss me with that."

All of what you are saying right now is a bunch of mess and I’m not the one. African American Proverb (via blackproverbs)

(Source: blackproverbs, via amerykah)